Just remember this when you are voting on whether to pay a "laptop" tax in Henrico this fall...

Because words make people fat. 

CLICK HERE to read the full story.  But basically, Michelle Obama has convinced textbook publishers to "voluntarily" change the word "cupcakes" to "apples" in math problems. 

Whew!  That's the end of the obesity epidemic right there.  Why didn't we think of this earlier? 

This is one smart cat! 

that it truly is the world's hottest pie.

OK. Wow. And here's the original by Eddie himself....